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Well folks, it’s 2023, and Mr. Complain-a-lot has hit the campaign trail once again! He kicked things off in South Carolina with his good buddy (sometimes) Lindsey Graham by his side. I just watched his full speech and, let me tell ya, he’s stickin’ with some of his tried-and-true gripes, but he’s also added a whole bunch of new talking points to try and reclaim some of the phrasing that Gov. DeSantis has been throwin’ around lately, now that he’s got presidential aspirations of his own. Talk about a political soap opera, Stay tuned, folks, it’s gonna be a wild ride!
Ladies and gentlemen, buckle up, because the current President’s latest speech was a doozy! As expected, he dished out plenty of trash talk about the current commander-in-chief, but he also took a surprising stand against our transgender American brothers and sisters. And let’s talk about electric cars and stoves. He seemed to have his doubts about whether we can keep everything powered up. If he was any closer to the coal industry, they would have named his last son “Lignite.” He then went on a rant about electric cars, talking about how they only run for two hours and how we’re all going to be stuck on the highway, searching for a plug. He forgot to mention, of course, that the current President is already working on rolling out more charging stations. And don’t even get me started on his thoughts…
